Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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