I want to have your abortion
i think my mom watched the whole time
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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