and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
