puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Someone shattered a urinal.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
COCAINE IS GR8
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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