whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I currently don't understand fingers.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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