i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
