im drinking this country out of the recession.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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