There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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