I think scott just propositioned me for sex
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
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Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
My vagina is officially offended.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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