You're so nebulous sometimes
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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