I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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