I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
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he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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