Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I have post one night stand depression
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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