FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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