I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
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You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
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You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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