i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
two words: eviction party
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
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It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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