Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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