i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
jump out the window naked night went bad
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