you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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