just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
My penis needs a shock collar
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
we should paint friendship bongs
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