yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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