I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
