Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
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I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
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