covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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