There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
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Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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