i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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