i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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