I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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