She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
You pole danced in your parka.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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