this beer tastes like vomit already
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
