Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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