But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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