Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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