My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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