no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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