saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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