he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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