sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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