Kareoke will never be a sober sport
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
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Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.