I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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