so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
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I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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