Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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