question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
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