My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
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You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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