There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
