Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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