it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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