If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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