What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
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Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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