i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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