She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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