I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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