David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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