I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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