last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
This show inspires me to have sex in space
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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