She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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