New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
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Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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