dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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